Three NBA Players Banned From Rockwall Biz For Being Bad Mavs

(Rockwall, TX) — A Rockwall eating and entertainment establishment says three NBA players are banned because they weren’t good for the Dallas Mavericks.

Shenaniganz in Rockwall has posted on its front door that DeAndre Jordan, Rajon Rondo, and Lamar Odom are not welcome there. Part-owner Parker Coddington says none of the three have ever been there or done anything ban-worthy other than their crummy performances with the Mavs.

Coddington says all three players can come in if they donate to the Boys & Girls Club in Northeast Texas.